it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
