come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
