My room smells like vodka and shame
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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