I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We don't watch enough power rangers
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I love you.
Bad choice
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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