My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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