he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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