I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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