This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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