just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I am available for nakedness
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Randomize
