We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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