Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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