Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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