After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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