I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I'm really busy with my period
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