Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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