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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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