Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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