ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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