I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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