Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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