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(573): View more from Missouri

I can tuck mytits in my pants

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(647): View more from Ontario

Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party

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(317): View more from Indiana

A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.

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(210): View more from Texas

well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry

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(270): View more from Kentucky

So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face

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(269): View more from Michigan

he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants

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(201): View more from New Jersey

that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid

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