I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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