Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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