her vagine was all disorganized.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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