Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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