captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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