his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
