life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
high people should be assigned attendants
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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