East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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