Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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