dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I wish i was in the wii world.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
