i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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