She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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