S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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