i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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