Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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