Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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