I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
two words: eviction party
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Bring me that man meat
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
