fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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