This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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