there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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