i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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