Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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