I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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