it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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