I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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