opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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