I'm pants shitting drunk right now
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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