I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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