Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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