i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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