I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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