He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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