quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
send nudes
from the living room?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
