You work out of a Hotel?
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Well I just put wine in my tea
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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