Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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